Selective Hearing Sarcastic Cotton Tee

Introducing our Unisex Heavy Tee, featuring our snarky and hilarious phrase, "I Have Selective Hearing. I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected". Oozing sarcasm and guaranteed to tickle ribs, this teardrop-quality-printed tee is your go-to for a fun wardrobe staple. Made with 100% US cotton, it's as comfortable to wear as it is comical. No nuisance seams, no scratchy labels – only unadulterated humor sewn into a super soft, all-natural fabric. Wear it to casual hangouts, semi-formal events, or just while lounging around - it's the perfect blend of cheeky charm and effortless comfort. Disclaimer: side effects may include uncontrollable laughter and envious friends.